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Off-Topic Discussion / ENDERESSENCE GET IN MY OFFICE NOW

« on: 19 January 2016, 11:50:52 AM »

@EnderEssence DUDE YOU'RE GIVING ME MIXED SIGNALS HERE, MAN!!!

YOU TALK PRETTY DECENTLY BUT THEN YOU'RE ALWAYS POSTING ON INACTIVE THREADS AND TOPICS. WTF. LIKE YOU TYPE GOOD BUT YOUR READING IS SHIT.

YOU MADE A FULL TOPIC ASKING WHAT A BOARD WAS FOR BEFORE ACTUALLY CHECKING TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT IT TOLD YOU. "What's this board for?"
THERE IS LITERALLY A TOPIC TELLING YOU STUFF
Invitation Request Template (READ THIS BEFORE POSTING)


NOT TO MENTION EVERY OTHER TOPIC IS AN APPLICATION TO ENTER THE INVITE-ONLY BOARDS!!!
YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH ME MAN.

ONE TOPIC YOU POSTED HADN'T BEEN POSTED ON IN 5 MONTHS OR SOMETHING.

ps: IT SAYS THE DATE THE TOPIC WAS MADE/POST WAS MADE UNDER THE TITLE OF THE TOPIC!

AND STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR SUPERIOR, BECAUSE FUCK YOU I'M SUPERIOR.

AND @gerrit70
YOUR POST ON PRAY FOR ALLAH OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S CALLED. WTF.
WERE YOU LIKE TOO BUSY JACKING OFF TO SEE WHAT BUTTONS YOU WERE PRESSING? WTF IS THAT FLASH DOING THERE.


Disclaimer note: I made this topic as a jokey rant thing, loads of people new to the forums does something like this. Cos it's like, everything has "NEW" on it, but in actual fact it just means there's a new post which you haven't seen yet, which in your case will be everything. Unless you're trying to fuck with me and you already knew that. son of a bitch.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Mangler's own Board of Education

« on: 17 January 2016, 12:27:39 PM »

This is my class. This thread here, this is mine, starting here to the bottom of the page, and every other page after that.
Ask me, (the amazing teacher who knows all) any questions and I will answer them.

Let's get a few out of the way:

Are you gay?
Whose asking?
How old are you?
Depends on how you like it. ; )
can i be abmin
yeh
Are you smart?
Yes.
this thread is gay
Even gayer than your mum, actually.

Now ask away your questions, peasants. (I haven't got all day)

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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Catty610's Ban Appeal

« on: 20 October 2015, 08:12:02 PM »

State your full Minecraft username:
catty610 (I think)
State the punishment you recieved: Banned
State what you were likely doing that got you banned/punished:
I called someone a poopy face.
State what you would like to happen to your case and why (pardoned/forgiven/etc):
I've changed.

I feel like after these long years I've had time to think, back in 1999 I was told that villagecraft was a server on a game called minecraft. I inquisitively requested "yo wat the fuck u on about nigger?"to the wise traveller, to which my mummy replied with "Don't make me spank yo ass.".
When I was banned I was most shocked to the out come, I found that I couldn't join the server, I was wondering for a while whether or not this was a bug.
I beg mercyful forgiveness from you all from such a terrible fate you have laid upon me.
I'm sorry I griefed, I did it because I wanted to and it made me sad that I wanted to so I griefed.
I didn't understand rules and regulations.
I think I got hacked, actually, that's what happened.
Now unban me.
If akomine decides to keep me banned (because i know you hate me) then i will l33t hax on the server. 
btw your server be useless to player i know, like airborne he leave if i say.
also fuck you january jones, this is somehow your fault.

ps: cj will totaely hax this servr 4 mi, so unban me or i tell him to.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Livid's Tutoring Institution

« on: 25 September 2015, 04:21:52 PM »

Livid is hosting a group learning session, where he will teach you about Europe 1500-1900.
It costs ?500 a session.

The rules are:
Group sessions only
No black people
No jews
No gays
No mentally handicapped - Britons excluded
No blackies
You are not allowed to call Livid "The groupie leader" or "Daddy"
He does not lead children with down syndrome
Old people are allowed
Commies are allowed in the classroom
No china men
No Blondes

Livid would like you all to note, he doesn't date black women.

This classroom is located in an office campus on the 3rd floor of "Daves Adult Supermarket" in The Reichstag.

These classes will be held at 20:00 GMT to 22:00 GMT.

We hope to see you all very enthusiastic learners soon!

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Off-Topic Discussion / Totally relevant be my friend App

« on: 16 September 2014, 03:54:25 PM »

Hello everyone, being my friend has never been easier. So I have took the liberty of making even more easier and making a form for
you all! Sign up for friendlys and bro hugs (And whatever other crap you guys like).

1. What's SirManglers favourite shade of blue?
2. How do you spell SirMangler in 3 other countrys?
3. What question should go here?
4. Complete this sentance: I like cheese.
5. Do you think I like you?
6. On paragraph six page 12, what did SirMangler say to the blue goblin?
7. No seriously, do you seriously think I like you?
8. Does this deserve to be in General Discussion?
9. What's your favourite pr0n website?
10. Does this make my butt look fat?
11. What's the meaning of life?
12. Do you think SirMangler thinks that these are too Nazitistic?
13. Who are you?
14. Did you realise I misspelt narcissitic?
15. What eye colour are you?
16. Do you think the Holocaust was right?
17. Do you actually want to be my friend?
18. What God do you follow?
19. Favourite Jesus picture?
20. Is 20 questions enough?
21. The answer to 22 is yes.
22. Is 21 lying?
23. Do you think you have answered correctly so far?
24. Did you study?
25. Do you think just because your staff you get to be my friend anyway?
26. If not staff, what chance do you get? Everyone knows SirMangler loiters around staff for his personal gain and not because he actually likes them.
27. I was being sarcastic.
28. Was 27 a question?
29. What's your IQ Level?
30. Are you already my friend?
31. Do you want to be my best friend?
33. Did you notice I left out 32?
34. Custom Question and Answer:

Thankyous pleases.


I made this because I was bored and I am only looking forward to people being smartasses.

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Rules | Info | Support / Permissions Issues: No permission to warp + Random Tag

« on: 1 August 2014, 01:04:20 PM »

Hi. Approximately, starting from the morning (for me). The server has been suffering a few problems in permissions and now tags.

A lot of people have been saying they no longer have permission to /warp market and all the other warps. (I can still warp myself probably because of having a file in minigame world.)

And pegacorndoesmc now randomly has a [Guest] tag.



My only guess is that when Noket did some work with the permissions, like making a seperate permissions file for the minigame world. Something went wrong.

Thanks. SirMangler.

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General Discussion / [FTB] Capture the Flag - Villagecraft event

« on: 12 May 2014, 04:17:50 PM »

This Event is being Postponed until more players sign up with working feed the beast clients, and times are confirmed


Please note this is FEED THE BEAST. Not regular minecraft.

Hello, me Luis and Akomine have planned out a event to be done. Much like UHC but for Feed the beast and it's capture the flag. The world will be bordered and team Red, and Blue will be on each sides. The team leader will have a block which will represent the team, and it's your job to capture the other teams block and bring it home.

There will be 3 lives.

I am hoping to get at least 4 players on each team. The players will be randomized on what team they go on.

If you wish to record this for youtube or on twitch. Please feel free to do so. Just please leave a link to the forum and server.

Sign up for the event here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1r76lfrRT1PEZLsjPoRbPe-HUt-LHSJ18wObpSMD-8KQ/viewform?usp=send_form

The rules are:
Do not leave the ring. There is a ring around the outside. But if you get outside from by wasting away your time breaking through the glass, you will be punished. We will find a way to punish you.

You can only team with your own team. Blue members cannot help red.

Hope to see you there.

For new people, we are using the direwolf20 mod pack. The ip is: ftb.villagecraft-server.com

For more information and how to set it up: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=2857.0

If you have any further more questions, please post them below! : D

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Reports & Grievances / Abuse report

« on: 17 April 2014, 12:12:42 PM »

Accused player(s): {The Staff team}
Accused of: Abuse, and violence. (Airborne is exempt from violence)
Player(s) effected: Luisc99
Time occurred: 0000 BC - 5000 AC
Location: The Internet
Co-ordinates:  The Tardis
Brief summary of what happened:

The staff team are abusing their power.
Luisc99 doesn't have his own custom rank/nametag. This is abuse because [Reason]

I may not understand the full meaning of abuse. But I am sure I have it dead on this time! (Not)


I understand this could be a minor misunderstanding : P

I am appealing to the server so that luisc99 can get his own custom rank/tag and not just the [SM] tag

And..

Tenret hax with his op building skillz.

Ako needs to get on FTB because I have a cheese hat for him.

Januaryjones is the law.

Airborne has a black cock. That's gotta go down for something. Right?

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Off-Topic Discussion / I couldn't help but post:

« on: 9 April 2014, 09:18:17 AM »

I couldn't but help posting this, if your a big nintendo fan....




This is awesome...brings back memorys.... Expect for the gay guy dancing around at the bottom of the screen. But this is wow.

Sorry for shit posting. But I personal thought this was really cool.

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Rules | Info | Support / Pvp and wolves.

« on: 8 April 2014, 06:45:02 AM »

I have a couple questions, wolves in pvp. Say you attack someone and there wolves start attacking you, is it okay to kill them?

And say someone breaks a pvp promise, can you kill them?

In what scenario is it illegal to kill them?

Also, say someones wolf is killing you for some reason, like say you accidentally hit them or any reason they are attacking you without you doing anything. Can you attack them?

I just thought this would be a small but good area to clear up in pvp.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Half Life 2/Synergy

« on: 21 March 2014, 12:50:41 PM »

I was wondering who has Half Life 2 and wanted to play some Synergy (Basicly just Half Life 2 but multiplayer edition)

I would rather play with people who know how to hold a gun and not screw over the team.

I was thinking about going through the single player levels with a group of people. Like Left 4 Dead but in half life 2.

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Rules | Info | Support / Illegal Structures

« on: 19 March 2014, 05:05:24 PM »

I was just wondering for, a clearly written list of what is not allowed to be built. E.G A anti-afk thing.
Thanks.

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Off-Topic Discussion / I'm back from the dead.

« on: 21 February 2014, 12:19:20 PM »

As you may, or may not know. I haven't played on VC, in for like forever now.

I am going to start playing a bit more, and I have a goal to achieve with me and whoever else I like, I am going to built the ultimate mansion, with a xp farm, a kind of farm where I can make lot's of money, and a awesome place. And a outdoor swimming pool. Yes air, YOU can skinny dip    

For those who hate me, I love you too. And greetings to all. I hope to have a good time here, and to make some others have a good time. 

Seeya around.


PS: Just ask if you want to know what I have been up to.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Help.

« on: 8 August 2013, 02:43:07 PM »

This is not advertisementt

I am going away for 4 days but I do not have enough staff to watch my server.
If anyone is willing to help and watch my server for the weekend that would be a great help to me and the server.

The main rules of the server are:
Don't grief
Don't hack, exploit and no unfair advantages
Don't Steal
Don't Impersonate
Follow the rules of other peoples property
Don't Spam
ETC.

Staff must not abuse or break rules.

Pm me questions about this and if you want to take on the job.

Staff shall be left with a standard moderator rank and maybe higher if so, and some may be watching the forum as well.

Thankyou. SirMangler

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Off-Topic Discussion / Peng Showers

« on: 8 August 2013, 12:25:41 PM »

Can we please delete this? and im sorry for the problems caused when I posted this.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Just to let people know.

« on: 10 July 2013, 03:00:45 PM »

I request all traces of people advertising my server to be deleted.

People coming on and spamming this pisses me off.
I am sorry for this to have happened.

I hope we can forget this happened and remove all traces, if this happens once again I shall start taking money from the spammers balances on my server.

Me and my staff didn't in anyway advise any players to spam the server, and I never would.
I am quite upset for what has happened and I wish that it can be deleted and forgotten about.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Latest Villagecraft news!

« on: 1 July 2013, 02:50:08 PM »

Yesterday (30/6/2013) I was in a call with PengBunny, He sings a lot in his calls, So one day I decided to record it.


(Air if you can change that link to a video that would be nice! )

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Reports & Grievances / TrevorMaine Grief/Stealing Report - GOAT_SAMO Stealing report

« on: 22 May 2013, 10:52:18 AM »

No staff was online so I thought I would report this.

TrevorMaine Stole + Griefed and GOAT_SAMO stole.

The victim was "gadzometer".









Cords: 377 73 978

Thank's for reading, hope this gets sorted out.

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Reports & Grievances / Airborne Abuse Report.

« on: 2 May 2013, 03:39:11 PM »

I'm really annoyed about airbornes past actions of laziness, abuse, and attitude.

The first thing I shall report is airbornes thunder attack, I was in a building with no roof and the realm I was in cannot have thunder in it anyway and I was struck by lightning, I saw it first where he missed me and I saw it, then I turned around and was hit by lightning and lost around 26 XP!






Secondly I would like to report something that may or may not be allowed, airborne used vanish to try "scare" me by randomly placing his head around.







When he first "joinned" as the chat says he appeared right behind of me, and started flying around and vanishing and fake leaving and placing his head.

I may not get far in this but this is just really annoying.

Thankyou for your time.


PS: If you cannot ignore my hacked client that doesn't work, and you really want to shout at me about it, make a new topic.
 

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Reports & Grievances / GOAT_SAMO Using nodus

« on: 3 April 2013, 02:15:22 PM »

GOAT_SAMO Using something like nodus.

Super jumped twice

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Reports & Grievances / Craziest Story Of Grief Yet

« on: 1 April 2013, 07:36:23 AM »

Basicly in Helms Deep kibbi_123 was griefed major, the hole house is gone

The griefer is "wolfman17"

Its not that simple my friends (some of you) wolfman17 also owns this village so called "Helms Deep"


Apparently kibbi_123 built it, the logs say other wise and to be on the safe side I suggest checking the other logs as well just incase he replaced the blocks or something cheeky like that.

Kibbi_123 had his stuff in the house.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Minecraft Connection issues.

« on: 30 March 2013, 12:23:50 PM »

Basicly I can't join a minecraft server without horrible connection, its every server.
But everything OTHER THAN minecraft works perfect like normal, I can't join a minecraft server correct, its like joining it and as your about to get in someone pulls the internet plug, you get in with half loaded chunks and can't see chat. if I say something everyone but me can hear it even if I'm in the void. if any one knows how to fix this, please tell me because I can hardly get on VC any more and I really like to hang around on the server but now I can't.

Thanks --SirMangler

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Reports & Grievances / Hacker

« on: 24 March 2013, 01:25:31 PM »

According to E_M_, Expl0s1v3p3nut was hacking by flying and super jumping. he was going to fast to get a snapshot of him, but as you can see he ADMITTED that he was and was saying he was and died from falling damage.



I know this sort of moron, so I say lets suspect him for xray as well and I reccemend staff watching him at all times (and air watching him in the shower)

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Reports & Grievances / Pointing shtuff out that may or may not be aganst the rules from sax

« on: 20 March 2013, 07:18:13 AM »

Yesterday, sax was the biggest dick ever and was not behaving.
First of all, me and E_M_ was messing around with sax and we got him stuck in a room, suddenly he was in my kitchen and he has no perms here and its impossible to get out.






After that, he went on my roof after chasing  him around, I didn't want him out the village and asked him nicely twice to leave, he left and then teleported back I told him to leave but he just kept coming back and sneaking.



Don't worry about the lava bukkit, It was just a threat, and also, what the hell is auto tp, sounds nodus like

At the same time sax kept arguing over nothing, I stopped the argument three times but he kept going back to it and wouldn't stop and kept wanting me to report him for random stuff, although im only reporting this so staff can pick out the bits that he should be punished for.

I have no screen shots of it but the time it happened was around 7 30pm to 9pm Great Britain time yesterday.

He just wouldn't behave and was mad all the way through.

Thankyou for reading, SirMangler

PS: This may not be all of it, I shall edit it if anything else comes to mind, plus sax wasn't suppose to be here the hole time it was against the village rules and I did ask him to leave a few times at the start but no reply

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Off-Topic Discussion / A little message to sax

« on: 24 February 2013, 11:27:51 AM »

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Reports & Grievances / PengBunny Arena rule broken

« on: 12 February 2013, 04:30:04 PM »

9:30 Pm Central London time, peng bunny broke a rule of the arena and while I was going to ambush her for wandering around in the arena, ran back into the safe zone, then jumped back in far enough to shoot me then jumped out again before I could hit her and when it starts saying "That player is in a no pvp zone".





As you can see, she jumped out again and walked up to there by the time I got the snapshot but she was 1 block away on the glass

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Parliament | Suggestions / Too many roll backs

« on: 30 January 2013, 06:21:40 AM »

There are WAY too many rollbacks now, So I have been doing some research.
This mod seems suitable, maybe we should get this:
http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/automatically-world-saving/
So we don't have to save it all the time, then we change it too something like save every 2 or 5 mins.

Seems the best with the past rollbacks.

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Reports & Grievances / andythebuilder major griefs

« on: 28 January 2013, 12:17:40 PM »

Andy the builder destroying my home, his excuse "Im just sick of being poor"
So he takes and puts it in his room.

This will be split into 3 parts

Stealing
Destruction
Douche


Stealing:





Andy also took seeds from the Qualia farm, And I found some of them!



Andy stole off peoples mail boxes...

Destruction









Douche

Andy tried to set cay on fire while she was afk , and also thought acting sorry would get him out of this and he did not replace it after cay told him too.



Please note, I had no idea if she was in creative mode or not, I just thought she would as she is a [SM] on duty, and he tried to kill her while she was working.

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General Discussion / [VIP] Madness trader

« on: 27 January 2013, 02:56:02 PM »

If you want a vip rank, read all of this.
Im starting a thing where you can pay me ingame money and diamonds, and emeralds, and ill give you a vip rank.
E.G(Not real prices) 12K For silver vip rank
20 Diamonds for donator rank
So you pay me ingame things, ill give you the stuff you need REAL money for.
Ill be starting this soon, this also will help VC like crazy.


Prices ideas for when it starts:

Donator[D] 45 Diamonds or 160 Emeralds or 12.015k

Normal[VIP] 185 diamonds or 650 Emeralds or 50k

Silver[VIP]  370 Diamonds or 1300 Emeralds or 100k

Gold[VIP] 760 Diamonds or 6000 Emeralds or 230k

This will be updated when the new vip ranks come out which is most likely when I start doing this

These prices are high, but you do get a coloured name

NOTE: YOU WILL NOT GET THE MONEY THAT COMES WITH THE VIP NOR THE PARLIMENT SEAT

NOTE: THE PRICES ARE JUST IDEAS OF WHAT THEY MIGHT BE

Go here to see the perks for the ranks:
http://www.villagecraft-server.com/donate.html

Don't reply, pm me about it

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Reports & Grievances / Sax Spamming

« on: 27 January 2013, 01:57:25 PM »

Sax has been spamming, and this is also not the first time he has been spamming







Sax has been douche A LOT and also has been spamming lately

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Reports & Grievances / Douche peng.

« on: 26 January 2013, 12:16:00 PM »

Pengbunny was throwing snowballs at me outside the arena.
I have snaps, she was also trying to get sax to do it by giving him some and possibly skyping or personally messaging him.