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Off-Topic Discussion / Rip Bob Saget

« on: 10 January 2022, 02:02:30 PM »

>be 12 years old
>watching full house
>sexy beast bob saget is talking to michelle about friendship
>cant stand it anymore takes shorts off
> but then bob saget jumps threw the tv
>glass everywhere
>bob is bleeding
> NO i think
>i run over to bob saget
>run phants bog saget
>but bob saget who do i run from? i gasp holding back tears cuddling bobs near dead body
>from him yells bob saget in agony
>bob dies in my arms as i cuddle hid dead body
>all of a sudden i smell a faint oniony smell
>its all ogre now
>shrek jumps threw the stained glass window carrying a briefcase
>more glass
>more blood
>shrek is bleeding and naked
>comere you kiddy don u want a real man?
>NO i yell choking on my tears
>YOU DID THIS TO BOB
>bob saget more like bob faget
>anger overcomes me
>i pick up my bob saget action doll and charge at shrek
>MY BODY BELONGS TO BOB SAGET
>HE WAS JUST WARNING ME OF YOU
>i lunge at shrek
>shrek doges and breaks open my dvd cabnet
>he eats all my fully house dvds
>YOU MONSTER i yell
>MWHAHAHAHA belts shrek
>shrek hits me with his briefcase
>i grab onto his suitcase
>varies bodily fluids and organs spell out
>NO NOT DOGGY STOMPER
>yes prior to meeting you i called that doggy son of a-
>doggys organs reform and standing there is a dire wolf
>NO belts shrek PLEASE SPARE ME
>doggy chomps shreks 48-incher and swallows it whole
>doggy walks over to bob saget and gives him a sloppy wet kiss
>bob saget jumps up looking sexyer than ever
> shreks dead corpse stands and his 49-incher grows back
>thank you my friends says shrek
>an evil presnce took over but handsome beat doggy saved my life
>than we had a foursome

the end
DOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLOVE DOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLIFE

but fr rip bob

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Off-Topic Discussion / Switch Online Expansion

« on: 31 October 2021, 11:21:13 AM »

Don't get it. It is a scam. That's all I'm gonna say, your better off to illegally download the n64 games or homebrew a wii and if you care about the genesis games or the animal crossing DLC, just buy a genesis mini or buy the AC dlc, the expansion pass is the biggest rip off. n64 games play like shit.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Ocarina of Time

« on: 30 July 2021, 05:44:47 PM »

It has finally happenend. Someone has beaten Ocarina of Time in less then 7 minutes. Last week 2 people took the ocarina of time any% record back to back with 2 sub 7 minute times. I remember back when this was the "unbeatable" run I mean the game has 4 minutes of cutscenes? how fast can people get lol.

Here is the current world record https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=ffqSAfUnXZ0&feature=emb_log

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General Discussion / Qualia has Henry

« on: 16 June 2021, 05:42:01 PM »

The title says it all. Qualia has Henry once again. Henry is a very cool man who will fix anything with durability if you
right click him with it in your hand, for a fee of course. Apparently, while he was gone, he was training up his brothers too. 
help run shops in other parts of the VillageCraft world, his youngest brother Huckleberry has opened up a shop in his old store
at old market.

Henry's new location is in qualia, at /warp Henry, across from the future MX

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General Discussion / Farm Salvage!

« on: 14 June 2021, 01:11:21 PM »

Hey! IF anyone would like to salvage a pumpkin farm for some metarials, the coords are -23849, -58193 - Send me a PM on discord or VC and I'll add you to the village Take as much as you'd like from this farm. It was previously salvaged to shit I found out recently and decided as an owner of the town, the best thing to do would let others continue salvaging it! It has quite a bit of goodies left if you really get down into it. Just try to avoid the "main town" that is not right around where those coords are, the farms should be quite obvious!! (at least whats left of them) 










just don't tell.

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Parliament | Suggestions / ELECTION: 9th Community Minister of VillageCraft

« on: 12 June 2021, 08:30:32 PM »

Election
of the
9th Community Minister of VillageCraft

Official vote here.

The Community Minister organizes community events to run on the server. The CM can also join new Senate Sessions and certify Simple Parliament Votes.

More info on parliament: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=13.0


The candidate with the most approval votes wins. You can vote for whoever you like (including more than one). You must be a Member of Parliament on the forum to vote.


Nominations took place here: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=5414.msg49620#new

Full information on the CM position here: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=4143.0

Candidates

Allison
Dallas
Daypath
Froggybee
Hobbes
Legend
Vanilla Gal
KoalaBurrito

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Parliament | Suggestions / Nominations for 9th Community Minister

« on: 7 June 2021, 09:13:05 PM »

NOMINATIONS
for the Election of the
9th Community Minister of VillageCraft

Submit all nominations for the 9th CM here

Nomination and Election:
1. A Community Minister is elected by the VillageCraft Parliament for an indefinite term, until another election is called for by MPs. Any active player who is a Member of Parliament and who knows the server well can run for election. This includes Staff or any other VC player.
2. To be on the election ballot, the player must receive 3 nominations and agree to run. This includes nominating yourself, plus two other people nominating you.
More info: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=4143.0


Please post your nominations as a reply to this thread!

Candidates with nominations: ( = agreed to run)
Air - 2
Gerritt
Koala - 2 (Declined)
Loggy321
Mufsies - 2
Octo (Declined further nominations)
Papamoses - 2


Candidates with three nominations: ( = agreed to run)
Akomine
Allison
Dallas
Daypath
FroggyBee
Hobbes
Jack Aubry (Declined)
Legend
Mali (Declined)
Naomi (Declined)
Nurtul (Declined)
Similar (Declined)
Yvette (Declined)
Vanilla_Gal



If your nomination is pending, please reply to this thread or get in contact with a staff member.


Disclaimer: CM guidelines are still the same as they were, as the new ones being proposed by senate have not yet been fully implemented or voted upon by parliament

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Off-Topic Discussion / Local Philadelphia man insults the handicapped

« on: 5 June 2021, 10:13:10 PM »

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Rules | Info | Support / Brewery Plugin!

« on: 14 May 2021, 12:30:32 AM »

VillageCraft Brewery

Here is some information on VillageCraft's new plugin, Brewery.

Personally, This plugin is a little hard to explain without visualization in my opinion, I suggest checking out this video if you'd like an "indepth"
guide to using it, as this is one of the resources I used when configuring the plugin.



This videos good too, although his recipes are not the same as VillageCrafts, he explains the process well.



Items counted as Ingredients
Here is a list of any item that potentially works in a recipe on VillageCraft

wheat
sugarcane
cornflower
poisonous potato
golden nugget
sugar
apple
potato
grass
red mushroom
brown mushroom
coco beans
milk bucket
sweet berries
eggs
cactus
saplings
vine
rotten flesh
fermented spidereye
melon slice
melon seeds
pumpkin seeds
bonemeal
snowballs
glowstone dust
allium
Poppy
Oxye daisy
honey bottle
honey block

(Note: if you find one that's not on this list, please let us know as they're not all revealed yet)

Starter Recipes
Here is a few "starter recipes" anyone can try to perfect! (play around, see what else you can discover with the above ingredients list  )

Redwine
ingredients: sweet berries, amount required (?) barrel type: accacia

mead:
ingredients: sugarcane, amount required (?) barrel type: spruce

Wheatbeer:
ingredients: wheat, amount required (?) barrel type: any

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Parliament | Suggestions / Cheese

« on: 9 May 2021, 11:40:58 AM »

https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/cheesemaker
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/bukkit-plugins/cheese
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/cheese.33351/

I believe a plugin like this would be cool for VC cus oddly enough you can't make cheese in minecraft yet? we got cows n shit why not?? sounds perfect. Specifically the ones I bolded.

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General Discussion / Gerelskovy Auctions

« on: 9 May 2021, 02:59:54 AM »

Would anyone be interested in potentially buying portions of the Kingdom of Gerelskovy?

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General Discussion / easter

« on: 4 April 2021, 09:12:17 AM »

happy easter vc people

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General Discussion / Optifine crashing minecraft launcher

« on: 27 February 2021, 09:45:42 PM »

If any of you are having this issue, I know I have been the last few days and a few others were, try going into your launcher settings and disabling the beta launcher. it should fix the issue.

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Off-Topic Discussion / steve in smash

« on: 18 October 2020, 09:11:31 PM »

so i bought him last night and hes sic

super broken but fun

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Parliament | Suggestions / ELECTION: 6th Community Minister of VillageCraft

« on: 22 April 2020, 08:12:09 PM »

Election
of the
6th Community Minister of VillageCraft
Official vote here.

The Community Minister organizes community events to run on the server. The CM can also organize signatures to trigger a VC Parliament vote.


The candidate with the most approval votes wins. You can vote for whoever you like (including more than one). You must be a Member of Parliament on the forum to vote.


Nominations took place here: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=5031.0

Full information on the CM position here: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=4143.0

Candidates

-TheLegend12369
-Hobbes13
-papamoses
-Naomi

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RESULTS:
Hobbes13 - 7
TheLegend12369 - 19
Naomi - 20
papamoses - 10

Congratulations Naomi! Thank you to all candidates and voters for participating in this election!

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Off-Topic Discussion / Check this jam out

« on: 23 November 2019, 09:14:55 PM »

these are probably my favorite "storyline" songs

Pantera had they're lightest song followed by their heaviest song in what I think is a masterpiece of music back on their most extreme release to date.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Songs I am trying to learn

« on: 13 August 2019, 11:27:26 AM »

I am trying to learn this song, and I can make it to about 4 and a half minutes before my body gives up lol this song has no breaks in it how can a human do that shit for 6 and a half mins

Also what do you all think of the tune, I know it's a little niche lol.



This second ones much easier lol.

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General Discussion / What do you think of this Song I made

« on: 25 June 2019, 07:23:22 PM »

It's all live recorded off my phone lol.

first track is drums + guitar

second track is bass edited in.

I know the bass sounds out of sync but its supposed to be like that trust me.

What do you all think?

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General Discussion / New Town Construction HIRING

« on: 26 May 2019, 11:48:33 AM »

Looking to hire people at a new town for construction, roads, landscaping, housing, terraforming, pays well.

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Off-Topic Discussion / music

« on: 11 May 2019, 10:03:12 AM »

@Akomine hey i was thinking if you liked that song cemetery gates, you should check out these other Pantera songs. this is just my effort to get more people into one of my favorite bands lol
Pantera's guitarist and drummer are brothers and they're combined styles make for a very interesting and great sound, Dimebag was shot on stage in 2004 and is considered one of the best guitarists of his generation. His brother, Vinnie Paul died last year from alcohol related causes. -- These guys could go from being the heaviest band, to a much more melodic and lighter band on a fly. truly talented musicians.

Planet Caravan, it's a black sabbath cover but Pantera does it good


This love is similar to cemetery gates


The sleep is good too


Hollow



Heres some heavier stuff too


Becoming


Primal Concrete Sledge


my personal favorite, domination


I'm broken


Walk


Cowboys from Hell

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General Discussion / Village and Base Appreciation Post!

« on: 23 January 2019, 07:55:06 PM »

Hey guys, just wanted to start this post to show off some of my cooler bases and hope you guys get inspired to do the same! heres one that I never really finished but put a lot of time into. I think you'll like it @luisc99 

https://imgur.com/a/gSsMwu6

Tell me what you think and i'll post more soon!

any feedbacks nice too cus i'd like to make it better and improve it!

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Off-Topic Discussion / happy holidays

« on: 26 December 2018, 08:27:13 AM »

happy holidays to all the vc ppl still out there!!

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Off-Topic Discussion / monitor help

« on: 9 June 2018, 09:08:45 PM »

does anyone know what the fuck this glitch is? and how to fix it? it's really starting to piss me off. it just happens seemingly randomly for different periods of time (i've had it range from like 10 seconds to a fucking half an hour) not even restarting my pc fixes it all the time. i'm not sure if its my HDMI cable monitor or even my graphics card but i cant find anything online about how to fix it.
@luisc99 @Akomine @Airbongus Van Winkledorf



i'll take any help i can get i'm about to just buy a new fucking monitor and hope that fixes it. this happened very frequently like a month ago, and hasn't happened for a while but today its doing it not stop.

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Off-Topic Discussion / ir0ck

« on: 21 May 2018, 04:57:05 PM »

@Ir0ck42

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Off-Topic Discussion / car stereo

« on: 15 March 2018, 02:57:10 PM »

hey does anyone here know if its easy to replace the stereo in my car? i found one i want that is compatible with my make and model. my cars stereo only has CD player no aux cord and i need aux cord soo. should i seek a professional?

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Off-Topic Discussion / RIP

« on: 14 March 2018, 10:26:07 AM »

RIP STEPHEN HAWKING

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Off-Topic Discussion / square enix steam sale

« on: 1 March 2018, 10:09:51 PM »

buy and play tom raider and rise of th tombraider while they are cheap! 2 of the best games ive played in the lasr 5 or so years.

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General Discussion / Woodfall needs builders

« on: 14 February 2018, 03:12:00 PM »

The town of Woodfall is looking for a builder, someone who enjoys building and would like to be the towns official builder, if you'd like the job contact President CRH244 on VillageCraft.

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General Discussion / VillageCraft Vanilla Announcement!

« on: 15 January 2018, 11:26:06 AM »

Hey VC'ers! VillageCraft Vanilla is back, but a bit different this time. This is the third time the server has been made and we're mixing things up.

This time it'll be a whitelisted server with an application process to get in.

To spice things up a bit, there is also no raiding. It's a co-op server where people can choose to work together, or live on their own. The server is meant to be a place for people of VC to play standard MineCraft together with the VC community, without having to worry about griefing or theft. There will be no major plugins on the server (only a couple for upkeep etc)

You can apply to join here

We hope people are interested in this and enjoy it

(The IP adress is on the VCV forums board, which you will be added to if your application is accepted)

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Off-Topic Discussion / luis

« on: 8 January 2018, 07:03:22 PM »

 

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General Discussion / screenshot from last vc uhc

« on: 19 December 2017, 05:58:13 PM »

foundt his screenie on my pc lol




i made shen a grave with his skull because shen was blown up by a creeper as we were playing and i was really pissed because it was me vs luis/cd.

and I really didn't want luis to win a third season so i camped them out till the zone got really small then won

(it's 2-2 now luis, we both have multiple wins, who can get the 3peat first?)

basically i post dis because we should do another vc uhc in like February or something