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General Discussion / In regards to Llamas

« on: 27 September 2025, 11:53:19 AM »

Hello fellow VillageCrafters,

As you may know, my last statements made in regard to my opinions on llamas were very praiseworthy. The llamas of the universe were generous to me.
I have come to a point in my life where I have had a realization dawned on me that changes everything. Before I had llamas bestowed upon me after my cries of longing, they were not so generous at first. It was a sign of what has yet to come. I’ve pondered many things since then, taken many different perspectives into consideration.

I have come to the conclusion that llamas are EVIL. Spawns of Satan, unworthy of our praise. They are false idols and a plague to our society who actively pray on our downfall every day. They are inferior, weak and spiteful creatures. I don’t think they belong on VillageCraft, let alone ingrained into the forums.

Llamas are spiteful, they spit at you (disgusting), they don’t do what you ask without having to have extra help to guide them along (idiots), unreliable, AND WORST OF ALL, they are the companions to the unholiest and most nefarious of all: The Wandering Trader.
Depraved solicitors. The devil’s advocate. Provocative, degenerate, unscrupulous, intrusive, SNAKE-LIKE scammers, persuading us to give them an unreasonable amount of money for TRASH!!! They trespass with no regard to people’s property. They parade around with their posse of llamas to defend themselves if you so choose to try and remove them from your private domain of which they intrude.
Meanwhile, horses are infinitely superior. They are loyal, graceful, docile, possess many different skills. They are very fast, can jump to heights we cannot reach on our own, they form bonds with us that llamas can’t even comprehend (llamas do not have the brain capacity to possess empathy), and they are infinitely stronger and smarter than any llama will ever be.
I could not live with myself knowing that my untrue feelings about llamas were put on display for all to see. Everyone must see the truth. And the truth is: I HATE llamas.

I think we should BAN llamas from VillageCraft, as well as the VC forums. Our forums have tainted us with the greed of hoarding llamas to ourselves. Our higher ups a prime example of the sickening GREED they have cursed us with. Even I, persuaded by the longing of possessing them. The wicked and foul stench they have, unbeknownst to us due to their deceitful nature. I blame them for everything that has gone wrong on this server, whether it be hateful players causing chaos, political fallout, the active player count diminishing, border wars, corrupt governments, civil unrest, the cyan wool controversy…
They are all to blame. We need to eradicate them. I beg you, to all who have listened to my plea, join me in the revolt. We must destroy them before they drag us back down to the HELL where they come from.

Thank you and good day.

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General Discussion / Community Project - Museum

« on: 8 January 2024, 10:41:44 PM »

Hello fellow VillageCrafters,

If you have not seen my previous comment on the VC Discord, please go check that out first! (https://discord.com/channels/208439280111058944/761688670922080286/1194032066686361610)

For those who don’t know, multiple others and I are currently working on a very big project; a museum dedicated to player heads and the community surrounding them. As much as I want to claim all the glory, the amount of heads I have collected and plan to put up could not have been possible without the support of others. Many have been gifted, donated, sold, or found by so many people and I am beyond thankful to everyone who has helped me. The museum itself is still a huge work in progress, though it is progressing pretty fast thanks to all those who spending their own free time just to help.

My collection has gone beyond just being a collection, and it feels more like a community effort that I even have as many as I do.

My museum will never truly be completed, as the history of this server is still ongoing and some players never left a trace of their existence; but that still won’t stop me from wanting to keep as much of it preserved as I can. Even though I haven’t been here long enough to have seen even half of it, I know it still means a lot to so many and the most fun I have on VC is learning about it all. To anyone who is willing to help with ideas, suggestions, building, requests, donations (and non-donations, as I’m still willing to pay a pretty penny for any heads tossed my way), or even just moral support, please shoot me a message! Anything will be greatly appreciated and deeply valued.

As far as the museum goes, there will be a room dedicated to all the help I have received. Those who have helped with planning, ideas and building, head donors, etc. will either have statues set up or names put on the contributor walls. As stated in my previous Discord comment as well, if anyone is willing to build a memorial for a lost friend at the museum I am welcoming that as well. Everyone deserves to be remembered, and everyone will be remembered here.

Thanks gamers :-)

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General Discussion / Why I Should Have Llamas

« on: 5 December 2023, 11:31:36 PM »

Hello fellow VillageCrafters, Staffers, and Guests of the forums,



My name is FroggyBee and I am here to convince all of the VillageCraft staff as to why I should have Llamas added to my forums account. I think that I have enough experience on the forums, as well as the server to be able to handle any amount of llamas handed my way. I will be listing off multiple points, as well as citing my sources. I hope you all appreciate my efforts and consider passing some llamas into account.

My first point I would like to make is how active I am on the server itself. I attend the majority of events that have been hosted in the past year or so. For example, I have participated in a few buildcomps, as well as the Winter/Wizard themed one that is currently being held (as of Dec. 5th 2023). Even though I have not won any of the build competitions, I still added my pieces and participated for the fun. I have also assisted in a few events, and helped to decorate parts of Qualia as well. I actively build in villages, assist newer players in their endeavors, and try to up tiers in villages that I own.

My second point as to why I think I should have some llamas added to my forums account is because I have 14 posts (15 including this one) on the forums. My other peers have less posts than me, and they still have llamas added to their account. For example, GuessKero, my lovely wife, has 4 posts, and she has 3 llamas on her profile(1). Kittypopping also only has 6 posts, and she has one on her profile(2). That being said, I still have none. Other legacy players like CRH244 -also known as CeeCee, have many posts, yet they only have one(3). I think that the system of handing out llamas has fluctuated over time. We deserve change and more fairness to who gets these llamas added to their pens.

My third point is that I have begged the owner himself and still have not received any. The only thing I have heard about getting them is if I beg staff, and I have done so(4). The only other ways I have seen explained have either been untrue, or only a joke. I think that my hard work in groveling, researching on the forums, begging on my hands and knees, hands covered in dirt and soot from cleaning the boots of my superiors would prove me worthy to have llamas added to my profile’s llama pen.

My final reason as to why I think I should have llamas added to my profile is that I am very responsible and love to care for them. I have taken care of many llamas on the server, as well built numerous homes for them. One great example is the giant llama pen me and MysteriousKing worked on at Lilac Lake. Though trader llamas don’t count, as I murder them on sight, the normal llamas on VillageCraft have been beloved creatures that I care deeply for. I keep my llama pen on the forums clean and tidy, as they are ready for new editions every day. Please give me llamas.


Sources:

(1). https://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=3535

(2). https://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=3517

(3). https://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=3252

(4). https://discord.com/channels/208439280111058944/208439280111058944/1023683517730787438