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Off-Topic Discussion / Pointless Shelby Cobra post

« on: 22 March 2014, 02:47:02 PM »

I love how the Cobra looks, it's like it is always really sadly disappointed and I picture it talking with a soft child's voice:

it's like

"oh, u burnt the pancakes... ok.."


"what do u mean our disneyland trip was cancelled?"


"they're gonna lift our bonnets and look at our innards..! noooooo...!"

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Off-Topic Discussion / Funny pics

« on: 10 March 2014, 12:25:56 PM »

Let me start

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Rules | Info | Support / Rule question

« on: 20 February 2014, 01:25:33 PM »

Is the rule about no nudey gay pics still in place? Air had loads of them and i wanna make sure he gets banned for it. also luis has some.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Luis' new album

« on: 20 February 2014, 11:24:01 AM »

Y'all listen to dis shiz https://soundcloud.com/chaosmushrooms

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Off-Topic Discussion / Obtained video footage of Air

« on: 16 February 2014, 04:30:30 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/bhuYIr1J1zc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/bhuYIr1J1zc</a>

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Off-Topic Discussion / new layout is hella annoyin

« on: 12 February 2014, 10:43:46 AM »

switch it back and have rules section under ban appeals.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Pics of Luis

« on: 9 February 2014, 06:53:53 AM »

I know you guys on here don't know what Luis looks like so I started this thread for you to ponder what he might be like. I'll start:

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Off-Topic Discussion / Gifs WITH SOUND

« on: 23 January 2014, 12:59:15 PM »

Friend showed me this and some of them are pretty good, like the last one and the one at 0:43

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Off-Topic Discussion / definitely not kids having an orgy

« on: 19 January 2014, 01:41:53 PM »

Hobbes skyped me with his friends and I swear they were having an orgy.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Youtube channels

« on: 16 January 2014, 02:22:35 PM »

Any of you forum goers have a youtube channel where you produce/have content? If so share here.

Here's mine; I don't really produce content especially not like I used to (LEGO animations).
http://www.youtube.com/user/samnic1998

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Off-Topic Discussion / HAPPI KNEW YERR FELLAS

« on: 31 December 2013, 02:38:31 PM »

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Off-Topic Discussion / Luis respond to me

« on: 28 December 2013, 01:55:25 PM »

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Off-Topic Discussion / 3D car designer

« on: 26 December 2013, 10:46:11 AM »

Found this cool site that car fans might be interested in. http://www.3dtuning.com/

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Off-Topic Discussion / Merry Christmas Villagecraft!

« on: 24 December 2013, 12:46:35 PM »

So, merry Christmas to all those Villagecrafters that celebrate it. What are you all hoping for/getting for Christmas? I am getting some CDs and a model car among other things as well as hopefully some money that I can use to buy my new PC.

So remember,

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Off-Topic Discussion / Money

« on: 21 November 2013, 11:40:56 AM »

So today I found £20 under a bush on my way home. Have any of you ever found a decent sum of money and if so, where? Until today the most I had found was £10, funnily enough, outside John Lennon Airport in Liverpool.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Clowns n shit

« on: 19 November 2013, 01:06:54 PM »

So apparently there's these weird clowns going around the streets and peoples' houses in my area and I wanted to share it with you guys for some reason. This a photo someone has apparently taken:

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Off-Topic Discussion / Roger Moore

« on: 27 October 2013, 01:53:59 PM »

So today I went to see An Evening With Roger Moore which was pretty cool and I got a signed book so I thought I'd share it with you guys. More photos may ensue when I get hold of them.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Silk

« on: 18 October 2013, 02:41:06 PM »

So I came across this cool website called silk where you can create awesome looking backgrounds and such. http://weavesilk.com/

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Off-Topic Discussion / Minecraft Action figures

« on: 18 October 2013, 12:00:04 PM »

These look pretty neat.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Interesting video

« on: 16 October 2013, 02:31:17 PM »

So I stumbled across this and found it pretty interesting:

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Off-Topic Discussion / Summer lovin'

« on: 3 October 2013, 01:53:17 PM »

Happened so fa-ast

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Off-Topic Discussion / Weird-ass conversation I had

« on: 17 September 2013, 01:56:00 PM »

So here is a log of a weird conversation me and a friend had. Note: I am The Shroom King and he is Kubskram and the luis we refer to is guisc99.

[18:53:17] KÜBSKRAM:i heard that ur a jr of jam
[18:53:17] KÜBSKRAM: *jar
[18:53:27] The Shroom King: i am.
[18:53:35] KÜBSKRAM: and have a relationship with Usain Bolt
[18:53:44] The Shroom King: nothing can stop our love
[18:53:54] KÜBSKRAM: ikr
[18:54:01] KÜBSKRAM: cos luis is ur baby boy
[18:54:15] KÜBSKRAM: btw great spelling skills
[18:54:16] The Shroom King: he filed for a divorce so i locked him in our fridge
[18:54:31] KÜBSKRAM: its spelt LEWIS not LUIS ya big dumbdumb
[18:54:39] The Shroom King: guess it looks like im havin' chilled bolt 2nite
[18:54:48] KÜBSKRAM: oh
[18:54:54] KÜBSKRAM: im sorry to hear that
[18:54:59] The Shroom King: dont be
[18:55:05] The Shroom King: we might bbq some ribs
[18:55:09] The Shroom King: some of his ribs
[18:55:22] KÜBSKRAM: you know from a 3rd person perspective you seemed like a loving family
[18:55:31] The Shroom King: we were
[18:55:33] The Shroom King: were
[18:55:39] KÜBSKRAM: so
[18:55:47] KÜBSKRAM: ribs ey
[18:55:54] The Shroom King: then he went and chested on me with that matress saleswoman nextdoor
[18:55:54] KÜBSKRAM: i sure love those
[18:56:07] KÜBSKRAM: CHESTED
[18:56:10] KÜBSKRAM: CHESTED
[18:56:13] The Shroom King: k
[18:56:15] KÜBSKRAM: What a bastard
[18:56:19] The Shroom King: ikr
[18:56:45] KÜBSKRAM: I mean if he cheated on you thats fine but being CHESTED my god
[18:56:57] The Shroom King: ikr
[18:57:02] KÜBSKRAM: you must feel so bad right now
[18:57:07] The Shroom King: he shoved her into that chest and did goodness knows what
[18:57:19] KÜBSKRAM: I dont want to know
[18:57:26] The Shroom King: nobody does
[18:57:29] KÜBSKRAM: goodness can keep the details
[18:57:38] The Shroom King: and his phone number
[18:57:50] KÜBSKRAM: he did it with goodness too
[18:57:55] KÜBSKRAM: a TRIANGLE
[18:58:01] The Shroom King: eww
[18:58:16] The Shroom King: i cant believe my best buddy, goodness, would betray me like that
[18:58:26] KÜBSKRAM: With goodness, Usain Bot and the matress saleswoman nextdoor
[18:58:41] KÜBSKRAM: she can be such a cowyou know
[18:58:55] The Shroom King: you mean the blonde-but-black matress saleswoman next door
[18:58:55] KÜBSKRAM: she borrowed my ivory spoon last yer
[18:59:01] KÜBSKRAM: and NEVER gave it back
[18:59:03] The Shroom King: i have it
[18:59:08] The Shroom King: she said it was hers
[18:59:25] KÜBSKRAM: what a ... im speechless
[18:59:31] The Shroom King: u want it back
[18:59:33] KÜBSKRAM: im gonna need that bck btw
[18:59:36] KÜBSKRAM: ye
[18:59:36] The Shroom King: its in my garage
[18:59:40] The Shroom King: next to my bike
[18:59:57] The Shroom King: the mutant snake in my kitchen took it there
[19:00:04] KÜBSKRAM: k ill just do my signature pelvis thrust and  get in
[19:00:23] The Shroom King: is that the one that opens doors 5 inch thick of metal?
[19:00:31] KÜBSKRAM: but the snake might be an issue
[19:00:38] The Shroom King: its ok
[19:00:39] KÜBSKRAM: ye
[19:00:42] KÜBSKRAM: thats the one
[19:00:46 | Edited 19:00:47] The Shroom King: he is tame when you give him ice cream
[19:00:50] KÜBSKRAM: k
[19:00:57] The Shroom King: but only chocolate
[19:01:07] KÜBSKRAM: does he like Ben & Jeerys half baked cookie dough
[19:01:12] The Shroom King: maybe
[19:01:17] The Shroom King: but go with chocolate
[19:01:19] The Shroom King: to be safe
[19:01:38] The Shroom King: he gets angry other wise and makes you look round his stamp collection
[19:01:46 | Edited 19:01:50] The Shroom King: its really big and it takes like 3 hours
[19:01:50] KÜBSKRAM: i wont risk it ill pop into morrisons and grab so cheapass Morrisons Own
[19:01:57] The Shroom King: yeah that will do
[19:02:07] The Shroom King: i hear u comin in now
[19:02:08] KÜBSKRAM: oh no actually
[19:02:13] KÜBSKRAM: im a stamp conesure
[19:02:17] The Shroom King: oh
[19:02:18] The Shroom King: well
[19:02:21] The Shroom King: tell him
[19:02:23] The Shroom King: see what he says
[19:02:42] The Shroom King: cone sure
[19:02:48] KÜBSKRAM: yeah we can discuss the latest release of brick stamps
[19:02:57] The Shroom King: that sounds interesting
[19:03:02] The Shroom King: oh no hes here
[19:03:03] KÜBSKRAM: IT IS
[19:03:06] The Shroom King: eww
[19:03:14] KÜBSKRAM: what is he shedding
[19:03:18] The Shroom King: he does that thing where he looks over ur computer and breathes down ur neck
[19:03:26] KÜBSKRAM: oh
[19:03:29] The Shroom King: its not nice
[19:03:33] KÜBSKRAM: ehat a douche
[19:03:33] The Shroom King: he has egg breath
[19:03:53] The Shroom King: he had sausage and egg for breakfast
[19:03:54] KÜBSKRAM: has he been eating his unborn offsprings
[19:03:59] The Shroom King: yeah
[19:04:03] The Shroom King: with a side of sausage
[19:04:03] KÜBSKRAM: That cannibal
[19:04:14] The Shroom King: he likes beans
[19:04:16] KÜBSKRAM: im having second thoughts about our stamp meet up
[19:04:18] The Shroom King: but they make him gassy
[19:04:20] The Shroom King: why
[19:04:25 | Edited 19:04:27] The Shroom King: i told him and he is excited
[19:04:35] KÜBSKRAM: you right
[19:04:52] The Shroom King: and he wont give that spoon back if u dont
[19:04:52] KÜBSKRAM: ill just sit tight and try not to look at his shedding skin
[19:04:59] The Shroom King: k
[19:05:02] The Shroom King: bring ice cream
[19:05:07] KÜBSKRAM: ye
[19:05:14] KÜBSKRAM: can come empty handed
[19:05:29] KÜBSKRAM: that would be rude
[19:05:35] The Shroom King: if you bring enough he will do a trade
[19:06:01] The Shroom King: but bring like 2lbs
[19:06:04] KÜBSKRAM: we can do it around the back of ur garage
[19:06:16] The Shroom King: yeah theres some old sandbags there
[19:06:18] KÜBSKRAM: you know trench coats n stuff
[19:06:22] The Shroom King: we could make a sandpit
[19:06:26] The Shroom King: and make our coats sandy
[19:06:45] KÜBSKRAM: oh you know what i just relised
[19:06:49] The Shroom King: wut
[19:06:55] The Shroom King: dont tell me u gotta go out
[19:06:57] KÜBSKRAM: what if he takes the ice cream and eats it with the SPOOn
[19:07:01] The Shroom King: no
[19:07:03] The Shroom King: he wont
[19:07:08] The Shroom King: ben and jeery has a spoon
[19:07:11] The Shroom King: when u buy it remember
[19:07:12] KÜBSKRAM: you never know
[19:07:18] KÜBSKRAM: oh yeah
[19:07:25] The Shroom King: or go to dominos and get a spork just to be sure
[19:07:27] KÜBSKRAM: but wait im buying morrisons own
[19:07:36] The Shroom King: that means u will have to get a pizza too tho
[19:07:39] The Shroom King: we can share
[19:07:50] KÜBSKRAM: ill get like a 20 pack of plastics just to be on the safe side
[19:07:54] The Shroom King: yeah
[19:08:04] KÜBSKRAM: well the pizza sounds good though
[19:08:09] The Shroom King: and we can stick the left over spoons in old peoples' gardens
[19:08:16] KÜBSKRAM: especially if we get the hotdog crust
[19:08:18] The Shroom King: they will think its edible
[19:08:21] The Shroom King: yeah
[19:08:25] The Shroom King: and hotdog topping
[19:08:27] KÜBSKRAM: we'll do both
[19:08:28 | Edited 19:08:29] The Shroom King: and hotdog cheese
[19:08:32] The Shroom King: and hotdog base
[19:08:36] The Shroom King: and hotdog tomatoes
[19:08:46] KÜBSKRAM: while we eat pizza we can plant the plastic bombs
[19:08:46] The Shroom King: and hotdog bread
[19:08:50] The Shroom King: yeah
[19:08:56] KÜBSKRAM: k its a deal
[19:09:01] The Shroom King: can't wait
[19:09:01] KÜBSKRAM: we do it this tuesday
[19:09:05] The Shroom King: k
[19:09:17] KÜBSKRAM: ohwait i cant do tuesday
[19:09:19] The Shroom King: y not
[19:09:33] The Shroom King: oh me neither anyway
[19:09:38] KÜBSKRAM: i gotta go and get my stomach checked
[19:09:41] The Shroom King: goin bowling with the snake and his family
[19:09:46] KÜBSKRAM: oh
[19:09:48] The Shroom King: itss his birthday
[19:09:49] KÜBSKRAM: ok
[19:09:50] The Shroom King: u can come too
[19:10:02] The Shroom King: his mum makes the best birthday cake
[19:10:07] KÜBSKRAM: i would but i have to have a coffee with amanda
[19:10:15] The Shroom King: omg amanda
[19:10:18] The Shroom King: i hate her
[19:10:35] KÜBSKRAM: I cant call it off, ive denied her like 4 times
[19:10:47] The Shroom King: the other day she got in front of me in the lunch line
[19:10:54] KÜBSKRAM: wata cow
[19:10:55] The Shroom King: i cannot forgive a person for that kind of thing
[19:10:59] KÜBSKRAM: no
[19:11:04] KÜBSKRAM: im not surprised
[19:11:08 | Edited 19:11:19] The Shroom King: and she only ordered a salad
[19:11:09] KÜBSKRAM: you know what
[19:11:12] The Shroom King: what a cheapo
[19:11:18] KÜBSKRAM: screw amanda
[19:11:20] The Shroom King: yeah
[19:11:33] KÜBSKRAM: ill go bowling and have a fun time with the snake and the wife
[19:11:40] The Shroom King: no man
[19:11:48] KÜBSKRAM: wut
[19:11:49] The Shroom King: he was dumped like 2 weeks ago
[19:11:53] The Shroom King: hes pretty down
[19:11:56] KÜBSKRAM: oh
[19:11:57] The Shroom King: dont mention her
[19:12:10 | Edited 19:12:15] The Shroom King: but i will pick u up and 5pm tuesday night k
[19:12:15] KÜBSKRAM: well we better not do anything to remind him of her
[19:12:18] The Shroom King: k
[19:12:32] KÜBSKRAM: Shave your head cos remember sarah had hair
[19:12:38] The Shroom King: no
[19:12:39] The Shroom King: she was bald
[19:12:43] KÜBSKRAM: oh
[19:12:46] KÜBSKRAM: well
[19:12:51] The Shroom King: she went in the shower one time
[19:12:57] The Shroom King: with a showe cap on
[19:12:58] KÜBSKRAM: its a good thing se dumped him
[19:13:01] The Shroom King: and it never came off...
[19:13:08] KÜBSKRAM: my god
[19:13:10 | Edited 19:13:12] The Shroom King: i know
[19:13:16] KÜBSKRAM: sam
[19:13:18] The Shroom King: yes
[19:13:28] KÜBSKRAM: this conversation has been going on for 20 mins

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Off-Topic Discussion / y this

« on: 11 September 2013, 12:39:17 PM »

i blaem aerbong1014nd

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Off-Topic Discussion / Image I recoloured today

« on: 5 September 2013, 02:40:33 PM »

Coloured version was done by me

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Off-Topic Discussion / Chef Luis

« on: 28 August 2013, 05:43:35 AM »

Hey evriwun, cheos hurr. So luis gonna appear on barely legal naked chefs tonight at 25:03.141592653589793238462 Easter low Standards Time murika!. The show features three chefs in nothing but hats committing grand theft auto in Hernando, Argentina (Luis piensa que es el cocinero mas mejor pero no es). suh watch it cus mor vues it gets den mor car luis steal. hav nyc day.

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Off-Topic Discussion / The most serious song ever

« on: 26 August 2013, 12:11:29 PM »

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General Discussion / Important Message about Airborne

« on: 17 August 2013, 10:39:53 AM »

So I found that Air has released a YouTube video; you can all see it here

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Off-Topic Discussion / Elvis

« on: 16 August 2013, 08:32:11 AM »

So it's 36 years ago today that Elvis died so you should listen to some Elvis songs today :p

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Off-Topic Discussion / Favorite Cars

« on: 13 August 2013, 01:48:08 PM »

So I just wanted to start a cool thread where people can put pictures of their favorite cars. I like old American cars and the old English ones aren't bad either:

Ford '76 Gran Torino


Dodge Charger


Dodge Challenger


Ford '72 Gran Torino


Dodge Viper


Triumph Spitfire


Jaguar XJS


Lotus Esprit

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Off-Topic Discussion / Important message

« on: 13 August 2013, 05:32:29 AM »

Dear Crafty Villagers, I would like to bring your attention to the new 16 year old Northern English musician named John Lennon. I just wanna say that if any of you idiots think that my nickname is based on him, I hate you and you should learn some history or read a book or two. This new kid sucks. Please now direct your attention to the GIFs below to see the real John Lennon.and spiderman

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Off-Topic Discussion / The truth about Jesus

« on: 10 August 2013, 02:31:13 PM »

I am an alt of Prof. Slime who is also my alt so we are both alts of each other that are alts of bl4ck_stone who is Ako's alt who is actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster* who is Jesus proving Jesus is a lover of fast cars and is black.








*All hail his noodly-ness