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Title: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Hogz on 29 August 2013, 05:28:29 PM
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Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Hogz on 29 August 2013, 05:33:38 PM
Show: Family Guy (e)

Character: Peter Griffin (Pea-Tear .... Griffin)

Quote: "Brian, Me competitive *Laugh*, In Fact im the MOST Un-Competitive Person, soo I Win!
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 29 August 2013, 06:43:09 PM
Show: Generation Kill
Character: Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Quote: Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer.

Show: Generation Kill
Character: Sgt. Larry Shawn "Pappy" Patrick
Quote: Damn, I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from!

It was an HBO Miniseries based of the Rolling Stone magazine reports and book about US Marine Force Recon invading Iraq. Fucking whole show is quotable and a pretty damn accurate depiction of modern urban guerilla warfare in the Middle East.
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: SirLogiC on 30 August 2013, 12:20:08 AM
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "And a knife, which I am going to push very slowly... into your urethra- if you don't answer my question."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8idMCW0Ro
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Saxturian on 30 August 2013, 12:46:50 AM
Show: futurama
Character: bender
Quote: bite my shiny metal ass

Show: the big bang theory
Character: sheldon cooper
Quote: bazinga

Show: the big bang theory
Character: sheldon cooper
Quote: (http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25800000/Sheldon-Cooper-the-big-bang-theory-25874855-652-513.jpg)
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 30 August 2013, 01:42:17 AM
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "And a knife, which I am going to push very slowly... into your urethra- if you don't answer my question."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8idMCW0Ro
[Derail] The fact that you watch Archer makes me very happy. Fantastic show! [/Derail]
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Saxturian on 30 August 2013, 02:36:36 AM
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "And a knife, which I am going to push very slowly... into your urethra- if you don't answer my question."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8idMCW0Ro
[Derail] The fact that you watch Archer makes me very happy. Fantastic show! [/Derail]
(http://img.pandawhale.com/44923-Sheldon-cooper-hes-so-zazzy-ca-lKRi.gif)
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Hogz on 30 August 2013, 03:21:29 AM
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "And a knife, which I am going to push very slowly... into your urethra- if you don't answer my question."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8idMCW0Ro
[Derail] The fact that you watch Archer makes me very happy. Fantastic show! [/Derail]
(http://img.pandawhale.com/44923-Sheldon-cooper-hes-so-zazzy-ca-lKRi.gif)

D: Mossy NOooooooo!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: SirLogiC on 30 August 2013, 08:33:15 AM
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "And a knife, which I am going to push very slowly... into your urethra- if you don't answer my question."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8idMCW0Ro
[Derail] The fact that you watch Archer makes me very happy. Fantastic show! [/Derail]

How can you not watch archer? It's such an awesome show.

Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "Just the tip?"
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: ChaosMushrooms on 30 August 2013, 09:14:00 AM
Show: Starsky and Hutch

Character: Starsky

Quote: [After Starsky and Hutch just defused a bomb on board a ship] As soon as we get off this boat, I'm giving a tenner to the first religious man I see

Character: Captain Dobey

Quote: Starsky, about this report, it reads like a comic book: "The fiery Torino sped into the street and we spilled into action"

Character: Huggy Bear

Quote: And one more thing... When you see Hutch, you tell him that he owes me one good waitress.
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Airbongo on 30 August 2013, 06:35:59 PM
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "And a knife, which I am going to push very slowly... into your urethra- if you don't answer my question."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8idMCW0Ro
[Derail] The fact that you watch Archer makes me very happy. Fantastic show! [/Derail]

How can you not watch archer? It's such an awesome show.

Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "Just the tip?"
Archer is a great fucking show.
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: That's how you get ants.
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 30 August 2013, 09:10:45 PM
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "And a knife, which I am going to push very slowly... into your urethra- if you don't answer my question."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8idMCW0Ro
[Derail] The fact that you watch Archer makes me very happy. Fantastic show! [/Derail]

How can you not watch archer? It's such an awesome show.

Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: "Just the tip?"
Archer is a great fucking show.
Show: Archer
Character: Sterling Archer
Quote: That's how you get ants.

^ and Mallory Archer as well. Both in the Pilot episode.
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Hogz on 31 August 2013, 06:36:05 AM
Show: Friends

Character: Monica (the dumb one)

Qoute:Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Airbongo on 31 August 2013, 03:36:09 PM
Show: Friends

Character: Monica (the dumb one)

Qoute:Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it
Monica isn't the dumb one... You could say Phoebe is the dumb one but she is more crazy than dumb.  Only Joey is portrayed as actually dumb. Fag
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: ChaosMushrooms on 31 August 2013, 03:53:17 PM
his name's joey, fag
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Airbongo on 31 August 2013, 03:54:30 PM
his name's joey, fag
Typo faggit
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: ChaosMushrooms on 31 August 2013, 04:47:58 PM
k
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Dave on 31 August 2013, 05:15:56 PM
Show: Dexter

Character: James Doakes

Quote: Surprise mother fucker

Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: lishman77 on 1 September 2013, 06:28:37 PM
Channel: channel 4 news
Character: sweet brown
Quote: 'aint nobody got time fo dat'
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Die_Endermen on 1 September 2013, 06:45:58 PM
Show: Spongebob

Character: Dirty Bubble

Quote: Oh this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with the Killer Shrimp! Oh, there were these papaya drinks... (Man Ray): DIRTY BUBBLE SHUT UP
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: blacka_ch33ze on 1 September 2013, 11:32:55 PM
show: spongebob
character: Patrick
quote: lelelele
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Saxturian on 2 September 2013, 01:13:44 AM
show: spongebob
character: Patrick
quote: lelelele
That was so funny, XD
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: blacka_ch33ze on 2 September 2013, 04:04:48 AM
show: spongebob
character: Patrick
quote: lelelele
That was so funny, XD
never gets old
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Hogz on 2 September 2013, 12:22:09 PM
Show: Family Guy

Character: Quagmire (Qualecheck) & Auctioner

Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Hogz on 4 September 2013, 03:37:06 AM
Show: Half-Baked

Character: Scar Face

Quote: Fuck you, Fuck you, Your cool, Fuck you, I am Out!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: blacka_ch33ze on 4 September 2013, 08:28:18 PM
show: spongebob
character: spongebob
quote: keep going. keep going. keep going.
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joshtimasprime on 9 September 2013, 09:31:08 PM
Show: spongebob

Character: sandy cheeks

Quote: but spongebob doesn't have hair......or does he? (Implying pubic hair)
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Hogz on 13 September 2013, 11:08:57 AM
Show: spongebob

Character: sandy cheeks

Quote: but spongebob doesn't have hair......or does he? (Implying pubic hair)

Dirty Minded she means his arm pit hair :P
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: ThePandaWonder on 13 September 2013, 11:40:14 AM
Show: spongebob

Character: sandy cheeks

Quote: but spongebob doesn't have hair......or does he? (Implying pubic hair)

Dirty Minded she means his arm pit hair :P

So called "arm pit hair" is also Pubic hair...
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Joshtimasprime on 14 September 2013, 02:06:49 AM
By the look on her face it doesn't seem like she meant his pits.
Title: Re: Besht Quotes From TV OF ALL TIME
Post by: Saxturian on 15 September 2013, 12:58:27 AM
Show: Half-Baked

Character: Scar Face

Quote: Fuck you, Fuck you, Your cool, Fuck you, I am Out!!!!!!!
it's you're, not your, my god.