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Title: Painful shit
Post by: Airbongo on 20 October 2013, 05:40:04 PM

I just took the most painful shit I have ever taken. It made me sweat and my anus bled a little. Just thought you all deserved to know that.

Title: Re: Painful shit
Post by: Joshtimasprime on 20 October 2013, 05:57:43 PM

Eat some fiber one bars. Those things are fucking delicious and good for your digestive system.

Title: Re: Painful shit
Post by: JANUARYJONES on 20 October 2013, 06:51:41 PM

Metamucil is good too, wiping becomes a courtesy.
Sorry about your painful shit may I ask what color the turds were?

Title: Re: Painful shit
Post by: Airbongo on 20 October 2013, 08:06:30 PM

Quote from: JANUARYJONES on 20 October 2013, 06:51:41 PM

Metamucil is good too, wiping becomes a courtesy.
Sorry about your painful shit may I ask what color the turds were?

Lol I ate green chorizo so they were fucking green. Nasty green colour.

Title: Re: Painful shit
Post by: Hogz on 21 October 2013, 02:54:19 AM

If it was chipolta you could use Chipolta Away (from south park) and ermm Turd heh i having heard anyone say that in a few years they just said Poop poo or Shit