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VillageCraft Boards => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: OctoGamer on 30 July 2017, 09:50:26 AM
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tell a scary story:
the other morning i was leaving for work at 4:30 and i was turning on music, and i saw a skunk 5 feet away, i've never biked so fast in my life. although if i got sprayed it would have been a great reason to call out lol
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I was biking home last night at like 2 or 3am and a cute cat stopped me and meowed at me for pets. I pet him for quite a while. His name is Jack. He is a nice kitty.
I also saw a skunk and stopped to check it out. Also very cute, but I did not pet it...
A long time ago there was a skunk living in our garage and I'd go visit it often, it was a really sweet little skunk, and would just curl up and sleep right in front of me. They are really nice, and actually quite smart. Unless they spray, they actually smell surprisingly good, a bit like a nice perfume (and apparently skunk oil has been used in perfume for hundreds of years). I don't find your scary story very scary haha, it wouldn't have sprayed you unless you threatened it, like tried to lean over and catch it or touch it.
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I was biking home last night at like 2 or 3am and a cute cat stopped me and meowed at me for pets. I pet him for quite a while. His name is Jack. He is a nice kitty.
I also saw a skunk and stopped to check it out. Also very cute, but I did not pet it...
A long time ago there was a skunk living in our garage and I'd go visit it often, it was a really sweet little skunk, and would just curl up and sleep right in front of me. They are really nice, and actually quite smart. Unless they spray, they actually smell surprisingly good, a bit like a nice perfume (and apparently skunk oil has been used in perfume for hundreds of years). I don't find your scary story very scary haha, it wouldn't have sprayed you unless you threatened it, like tried to lean over and catch it or touch it.
i almost ran over a kitten the other day, he bolted out of the bushes while i was driving down a road and i had to slam on my breaks. btw i was driving a car not a bike this time :P
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scary story:
the cute cat that stopped me was bait. it was trying to get me raped. it stops bicyclists for pets, then someone jumps out of the bush and takes you to pound town. the owner and the cat double team you in a dark basement. it's hot
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tell a scary story:
the other morning i was leaving for work at 4:30 and i was turning on music, and i saw a skunk 5 feet away, i've never biked so fast in my life. although if i got sprayed it would have been a great reason to call out lol
Idk man, that gave me the chills :o
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scary story:
the cute cat that stopped me was bait. it was trying to get me raped. it stops bicyclists for pets, then someone jumps out of the bush and takes you to pound town. the owner and the cat double team you in a dark basement. it's hot
Can confirm, I received a phone call from ako at 4am to tell me about how much fun he had. He was so excited, you can't rape the willing I suppose. Also biking at 3am while intoxicated, fuckin canadians man.
This is Jack: (http://i.imgur.com/xYKEE4Z.jpg)
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I had a nightmare that I was being stalked by some weirdo with multiple arms in one of those roadman coats and the guy on 999 was some Chinese guy who didn't speak English and refused to send help.
EDIT: I also went into a quaint little store and they had some nice shoes for a low price in the dream.