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VillageCraft Boards => General Discussion => Topic started by: FroggyBee on 27 September 2025, 11:53:19 AM
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Hello fellow VillageCrafters,
As you may know, my last statements made in regard to my opinions on llamas were very praiseworthy. The llamas of the universe were generous to me.
I have come to a point in my life where I have had a realization dawned on me that changes everything. Before I had llamas bestowed upon me after my cries of longing, they were not so generous at first. It was a sign of what has yet to come. I’ve pondered many things since then, taken many different perspectives into consideration.
I have come to the conclusion that llamas are EVIL. Spawns of Satan, unworthy of our praise. They are false idols and a plague to our society who actively pray on our downfall every day. They are inferior, weak and spiteful creatures. I don’t think they belong on VillageCraft, let alone ingrained into the forums.
Llamas are spiteful, they spit at you (disgusting), they don’t do what you ask without having to have extra help to guide them along (idiots), unreliable, AND WORST OF ALL, they are the companions to the unholiest and most nefarious of all: The Wandering Trader.
Depraved solicitors. The devil’s advocate. Provocative, degenerate, unscrupulous, intrusive, SNAKE-LIKE scammers, persuading us to give them an unreasonable amount of money for TRASH!!! They trespass with no regard to people’s property. They parade around with their posse of llamas to defend themselves if you so choose to try and remove them from your private domain of which they intrude.
Meanwhile, horses are infinitely superior. They are loyal, graceful, docile, possess many different skills. They are very fast, can jump to heights we cannot reach on our own, they form bonds with us that llamas can’t even comprehend (llamas do not have the brain capacity to possess empathy), and they are infinitely stronger and smarter than any llama will ever be.
I could not live with myself knowing that my untrue feelings about llamas were put on display for all to see. Everyone must see the truth. And the truth is: I HATE llamas.
I think we should BAN llamas from VillageCraft, as well as the VC forums. Our forums have tainted us with the greed of hoarding llamas to ourselves. Our higher ups a prime example of the sickening GREED they have cursed us with. Even I, persuaded by the longing of possessing them. The wicked and foul stench they have, unbeknownst to us due to their deceitful nature. I blame them for everything that has gone wrong on this server, whether it be hateful players causing chaos, political fallout, the active player count diminishing, border wars, corrupt governments, civil unrest, the cyan wool controversy…
They are all to blame. We need to eradicate them. I beg you, to all who have listened to my plea, join me in the revolt. We must destroy them before they drag us back down to the HELL where they come from.
Thank you and good day.
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Blasphemy! How DARE you revive this hallowed forum to spread HATE and LIES about these most noble of llamas!
Llamas are good, they are pure, they represent our resilience and our perseverance. They are fluffy and necks weirdly tall, lovable goofs, and bringers of joy, wisdom from the beforetimes, and cheese. Take back what you have said, lest ye be cursed with TOO MANY LLAMAS. Take it back. Damn ye. Damn ye to heck.
Sincerely,
Absolutely Everyone.
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Perfect example of how deep llamas have their hooves dug into the VillageCraft soil. The owner himself, with 666 llamas to accompany him (devil’s number) in discrediting me. Akomine is under their Dubious command, and he is unaware of the strings they are pulling behind the scenes.
I though, have empathy (unlike llamas) and understand you are just a victim, as is everyone else who is willing to jump in to defend these wolves in llamas’ clothing. I feel for you, and I pity your skewed view of what is REALLY going on. You deserve justice and we can only get this through eradication of ALL llamas. We must do it before it is too late.
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