VillageCraft

VillageCraft Boards => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: knitefall on 11 October 2012, 08:22:16 PM

Title: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: knitefall on 11 October 2012, 08:22:16 PM: Mine is: How many toddlers does it take to paint a wall
Answer: Depends on how hard you throw them
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Kovos_Datch on 11 October 2012, 08:24:44 PM: Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: He was hit by a bus.
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Fuzzy_Yeti_69 on 12 October 2012, 06:50:04 PM: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a trampoline?

I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 13 October 2012, 11:45:12 AM: Q: How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her Head and Shoulders underneath the dashboard.
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Airbongo on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM: (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9koh54IeF1rcfzb1o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 13 October 2012, 05:46:22 PM: Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9koh54IeF1rcfzb1o1_250.gif)

Dude, like seriously, that is fucking creepy...
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: boylink on 13 October 2012, 08:36:26 PM: Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9koh54IeF1rcfzb1o1_250.gif)
Lol wtf
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Airbongo on 13 October 2012, 08:52:22 PM: Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 13 October 2012, 05:46:22 PM
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9koh54IeF1rcfzb1o1_250.gif)

Dude, like seriously, that is fucking creepy...

(http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/scarys-gifs/creepy-1.gif)
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: lordmel01 on 14 October 2012, 04:30:53 AM: What the fuck is that thing with the tunge then you put another thing that looks like a unicorn with deformation of some sort
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Fuzzy_Yeti_69 on 14 October 2012, 04:48:52 AM: The "thing with the tongue" is Gman, from Half Life and commonly used in Gmod
No idea what the guy in a unicorn costume is from.
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Airbongo on 14 October 2012, 01:58:04 PM: Quote from: Fuzzy_Yeti_69 on 14 October 2012, 04:48:52 AM
The "thing with the tongue" is Gman, from Half Life and commonly used in Gmod
No idea what the guy in a unicorn costume is from.

Indeed.
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: knitefall on 14 October 2012, 03:14:18 PM: Fuck you all for derailing my anti-joke thread
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: DarkenedAngel on 14 October 2012, 03:16:31 PM: Quote from: knitefall on 11 October 2012, 08:22:16 PM
Mine is: How many toddlers does it take to paint a wall
Answer: Depends on how hard you throw them
I have heard this one only it was babies instead of toddlers.
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: ThePandaWonder on 19 November 2012, 03:04:48 AM: Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9koh54IeF1rcfzb1o1_250.gif)

Air You Should Feel Bad The Link Doesn't Work (Just Like Mexicans) Jk Jk 8)
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Airbongo on 19 November 2012, 04:41:59 AM: Quote from: AwesomeOfPower on 19 November 2012, 03:04:48 AM
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9koh54IeF1rcfzb1o1_250.gif)

Air You Should Feel Bad The Link Doesn't Work (Just Like Mexicans) Jk Jk 8)

Dafuq, it works fine for me!
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: TheCatsMangler on 19 November 2012, 05:57:40 AM: Pokemon is my second Favourite game, my first Favourite game is,
Poke-yo-mom
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: ThePandaWonder on 19 November 2012, 05:59:16 AM: Quote from: airborne101st45 on 19 November 2012, 04:41:59 AM
Quote from: AwesomeOfPower on 19 November 2012, 03:04:48 AM
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9koh54IeF1rcfzb1o1_250.gif)

Air You Should Feel Bad The Link Doesn't Work (Just Like Mexicans) Jk Jk 8)

Dafuq, it works fine for me!

Well it doesn't for me
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: knitefall on 19 November 2012, 09:03:32 PM: Why would you bring back very old posts?
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: PengBunny on 11 February 2018, 07:53:48 AM: Quote from: knitefall on 19 November 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Why would you bring back very old posts?

to tell you this isn't even an anti joke thread, it's just regular jokes

took us 5 years to figure it out but we did it guys
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: Airbongo on 11 February 2018, 10:48:03 AM: Quote from: PengBunny on 11 February 2018, 07:53:48 AM
Quote from: knitefall on 19 November 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Why would you bring back very old posts?

to tell you this isn't even an anti joke thread, it's just regular jokes

took us 5 years to figure it out but we did it guys
Took you 5 years to reply ya fuckin homo
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: CRH244 on 11 February 2018, 02:53:33 PM: A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
Title: Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
Post by: RagsDeeboo on 11 February 2018, 03:41:32 PM: What's the difference between sir Issac Newton and the dead baby in my garage? Issac Newton died a virgin.