Hello fellow VillageCrafters,
As you may know, my last statements made in regard to my opinions on llamas were very praiseworthy. The llamas of the universe were generous to me.
I have come to a point in my life where I have had a realization dawned on me that changes everything. Before I had llamas bestowed upon me after my cries of longing, they were not so generous at first. It was a sign of what has yet to come. I’ve pondered many things since then, taken many different perspectives into consideration.
I have come to the conclusion that llamas are EVIL. Spawns of Satan, unworthy of our praise. They are false idols and a plague to our society who actively pray on our downfall every day. They are inferior, weak and spiteful creatures. I don’t think they belong on VillageCraft, let alone ingrained into the forums.
Llamas are spiteful, they spit at you (disgusting), they don’t do what you ask without having to have extra help to guide them along (idiots), unreliable, AND WORST OF ALL, they are the companions to the unholiest and most nefarious of all: The Wandering Trader.
Depraved solicitors. The devil’s advocate. Provocative, degenerate, unscrupulous, intrusive, SNAKE-LIKE scammers, persuading us to give them an unreasonable amount of money for TRASH!!! They trespass with no regard to people’s property. They parade around with their posse of llamas to defend themselves if you so choose to try and remove them from your private domain of which they intrude.
Meanwhile, horses are infinitely superior. They are loyal, graceful, docile, possess many different skills. They are very fast, can jump to heights we cannot reach on our own, they form bonds with us that llamas can’t even comprehend (llamas do not have the brain capacity to possess empathy), and they are infinitely stronger and smarter than any llama will ever be.
I could not live with myself knowing that my untrue feelings about llamas were put on display for all to see. Everyone must see the truth. And the truth is: I HATE llamas.
I think we should BAN llamas from VillageCraft, as well as the VC forums. Our forums have tainted us with the greed of hoarding llamas to ourselves. Our higher ups a prime example of the sickening GREED they have cursed us with. Even I, persuaded by the longing of possessing them. The wicked and foul stench they have, unbeknownst to us due to their deceitful nature. I blame them for everything that has gone wrong on this server, whether it be hateful players causing chaos, political fallout, the active player count diminishing, border wars, corrupt governments, civil unrest, the cyan wool controversy…
They are all to blame. We need to eradicate them. I beg you, to all who have listened to my plea, join me in the revolt. We must destroy them before they drag us back down to the HELL where they come from.
Thank you and good day.
